So, today at dinnertime, we were talking about unfortunate animals that get run over by cars. We talked of stupid rabbits that have a "high" year every 7 years, and there are many that get run over, and how the ravens that people call stupid are actually pretty smart, and are harder to run over than, seagulls, for example. Well, I was reminded of a story that I heard from church a while back. For the sake of privacy we'll let this person's name be Sally.
Sally was on a over-night road trip somewhere down south to visit family. As she was driving, she felt a large bump on a smooth road. "Hmmm..." she thought. But that was it, and she kept on driving. Not 5 minutes later, she felt another rather large bump for the seemingly smooth road. Sally wanted to get to her destination on schedule, so kept on driving. After another 10 minutes, she saw a car that had pulled off to the side, taillights flashing. So, Sally pulled over to see what the problem was. The driver was out whistling as if to call something. Sally then proceeded to ask if she need help, in which the driver replied, "Oh yes, thank you. I've lost my dog!" Sally said that maybe they should go back the way they came to find it. Later down the road, they found the dog. Roadkill. "Ohhh, that's too bad," said Sally. She left immediately, for she could feel herself blushing. However she wondered what the first bump was, and found a raccoon. Roadkill.
Well, Dad had to tell another more gruesome story to top mine, so he proceeded to tell me about when he was driving the city bus. Apparently, the front of a bus has a lot of suction, much like an airplane engine. Anyway, he ran over a dog, and it went shooting out of the back of the bus through the air 30 feet, and went "Splat!" on the ground.
Haha, well hope I've been able to gross you all out. Have any good ones yourself? I'll be in the bathroom... spewing 30 feet.
